Diminished Fifth - An empty bottle of Jack Daniels Perfect Fifth - A full bottle of Jack Daniels Ritard - There's one in every family Relative Major - An uncle in the Marine Corps Relative Minor - A girlfriend Big Band - When the bar pays enough to bring two banjo players Pianissimo - "Refill this beer bottle" Repeat - What you do until they just expel you Treble -Women ain't nothin' but Bass - The things you run around in softball Portamento - A foreign country you've always wanted to see Conductor - The man who punches your ticket to Birmingham Arpeggio - "Ain't he that storybook kid with the big nose that grows?" Tempo - Good choice for a used car A 440 - The highway that runs around Nashville Transpositions - Men who wear dresses Cut Time -Parole Order of Sharps - What a wimp gets at the bar Passing Tone - Frequently heard near the baked beans at family barbecues Middle C - The only fruit drink you can afford when food stamps are low Perfect Pitch - The smooth coating on a freshly paved road Tuba - A compound word: "Hey, woman! Fetch me another tuba Bryll Cream!" Cadenza - That ugly thing your wife always vacuums dog hair off of when company comes

Whole Note - What's due after failing to pay the mortgage for a year Clef - What you try never to fall off of Bass Clef - Where you wind up if you do fall off Altos - Not to be confused with "Tom's toes," "Bubba's toes" or "Dori-toes" Minor Third - Your approximate age and grade at the completion of formal schooling Melodic Minor - Loretta Lynn's singing dad 12-Tone Scale - The thing the State Police weigh your tractor trailer truck with Quarter Tone - What most standard pickups can haul Sonata - What you get from a bad cold or hay fever Clarinet - Name used on your second daughter if you've already used Betty Jo Cello - The proper way to answer the phone Bassoon - Typical response when asked what you hope to catch, and when French Horn - Your wife says you smell like a cheap one when you come in at 4 a.m. Cymbal - What they use on deer-crossing signs so you know what to sight-in your pistol with Bossa Nova - The car your foreman drives Time Signature - What you need from your boss if you forget to clock in First Inversion - Grandpa's battle group at Normandy Staccato - How you did all the ceilings in your mobile home Major Scale - What you say after chasing wild game up a mountain: "Damn! That was a major scale!" Aeolian Mode - How you like Mama's cherry pie Bach Chorale - The place behind the barn where you keep the horses.

25 Best Country Songs Titles Of All Time

These are all genuine songs, mainly released in the United States (how surprising).

1. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye!
2. I Don't Know whether To Kill Myself or Go Bowling
3. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life,Then Number Two On You
4. I Sold A Car To A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run - So we're even
5. Mamma Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
6. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
7. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles
8. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
9. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
10. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
11. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Getting' Better
12. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight,Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
13. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
14. I'm So Miserable Without You; It's like Having You Here
15. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin'On My Back And Cryin' Over You
16. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
17. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You
18. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
19. Please Bypass This Heart
20. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
21. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
22. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
23. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
24. She's Lookin' Better After Every Beer
25. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up With a Few